Food Fights
Does pineapple belong on pizza, or is it an abomination? -- I don't like it, but if people want it, go for it.
Is cereal a soup? Why or why not? -- Nope, it's cereal, lol.
Should ketchup be refrigerated or left in the pantry? -- Refrigerate after opening.
Is a hot dog a sandwich? -- Yep.
Does chocolate taste better in bar form or as a spread? -- Bar
Are tacos better with hard shells or soft shells? -- Soft
Is it okay to eat breakfast for dinner? -- 100%, eat what you want, when you want!
Should you drink or eat soup? -- Drinking soup is just as fun as eating it
Animal Antics
Would dogs make better world leaders than cats? -- I don't know, daily fetch laws would be hard on my joints!
Are dolphins really that smart, or just show-offs? -- Both, they've got it and they flaunt it.
Who would win in a fight: a grizzly bear or a silverback gorilla? -- probably the grizzly
Are hamsters just tiny, fuzzy escape artists? -- absolutely.
Is it weird to dress up your pet in costumes? -- No, it's their punishment for being adorable
Should animals have the right to vote? -- I mean, we'd probably have more balanced laws.
If animals could talk, would they be nicer or meaner than humans? -- More truthful, that's for sure...probably meaner.
Do fish ever get thirsty? -- I would say no.
Pop Culture Predicaments
Is Batman really a superhero if he has no superpowers? -- Not really, just a rich man with toys
Would you rather be a Jedi or a wizard? -- Probably a witch, the Jedi get decimated by the clones, lol
Is it better to binge-watch a series or watch it one episode at a time? -- I like the binge watch.
Who is the better superhero: Superman or Spider-Man? -- spider-man, definitely. Superman always felt too...perfect.
Are reality TV shows scripted or genuinely real? -- Scripted.
Should there be a limit on the number of reboots a movie franchise can have? -- 100% yes.
Is it acceptable to watch Christmas movies in July? -- Absolutely
Are video games better than board games? -- Depends on the game, the video game version of Life is terrible, lol
Social Media Shenanigans
Is Instagram ruining reality? -- Probably? I don't use it so I don't know, lol
Should selfies be banned? -- Most definitely.
Is it rude to text during dinner? -- Absolutely, be in the moment with people.
Should social media influencers be required to label their photos as edited? -- Social media influences should not be a thing, full stop.
Is Twitter a valid source of news? -- Nope, twitter isn't valid for anything.
Are memes the modern-day form of communication? -- Potentially.
Does social media make us more connected or more isolated? -- Both. It's a very toxic place to find people of like-minded views and diametrically opposed views.
Should people over 40 be banned from using TikTok? -- Idk, I never use it, so can't realistically answer that question.
School Shenanigans
Should students be allowed to nap in class? -- I did.
Is homework really necessary, or is it just busy work? -- Both
Should there be a dress code in schools, or should students wear whatever they want? -- Wear what you want, clothes are clothes, and the more you try to impose a dress code, the more kids are going to flaunt the rules.
Are school uniforms a good idea or a terrible one? -- I never minded the schools where I had to wear one, though I did hate they wouldn't let me wear skirts. Bitches.
Is it better to learn cursive or typing? -- Typing
Should teachers be replaced by robots? -- No, but definitely bad teachers should be replaced with better teachers.
Is recess more important than math class? -- No, we need math
Should students be allowed to eat snacks during lessons? -- To an extent, yep
Quirky Questions
If you could be any fictional character, who would it be and why? - Polly Penguin from Pudgy Penguins, because...you know...reasons..
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? -- Aww, horsies
Should you always tell the truth, even if it makes things awkward? -- Yep.
If you could have any superpower, but it had to be useless, what would it be? -- The ability to turn instantly be rejected by an entire room of people
Is it better to have a rewind button or a pause button on your life? -- Rewind.
Should you eat ice cream with a spoon or a fork? -- Spork
Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers? -- I suppose finger toes?
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? -- Pizza!
Should toilet paper hang over or under the roll? -- Over
Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early? -- Early
Elementary School Funny Debate Topics
Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or swim like a dolphin? -- Fly
Should kids have dessert before dinner? -- Sure, sugar rush before the carb crash, lol
Is it better to be a superhero with super strength or super speed? -- Speed would be nice.
Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon? -- Me and my draggy queen
Should every day be a holiday with no school? -- No, no one would learn anything
Is it more fun to eat ice cream in winter or hot chocolate in summer? -- Ice cream, always
Would you rather talk to animals or speak every language in the world? -- talking to animals, because you know cats are sarcastic assholes.
Should kids get to stay up as late as they want? -- No, they need bed time or they get grumpy grumps
Is it better to be really tall or really short? -- I'm taller, I hate it.
Should everyone have to wear pajamas to school one day a week? -- Sure!
